Traffic Jam

Oh yes, there's also the matter of May being the official month of the great "don't fit the turtles" commute.

Only the diameter of your average frying pan, but these dudes are mean.  When they take command of the road, it's time to hit the brakes and hope you turned off the stove.  Last year, one tried to lay eggs in my driveway.  A scary world, indeed.  I can see why the city folk stay away!